{"title":"Tote Bags","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRF Sarcastic Threads — Tote Bags\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBold, durable tote bags designed for everyday use with a sharp sense of humor. Made from sturdy canvas and printed with unapologetic designs, these totes are perfect for errands, work, beach days, or carrying whatever life throws at you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePractical, reusable, and never boring.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"sarcastic-dachshund-tote-bag-oh-i-am-sarcastic-never-funny-dog-canvas-tote","title":"Sarcastic Wiener Dog Tote Bag — Funny Dachshund Print","description":"Carry a wink and a wag with this sarcastic dachshund tote. The artwork feels like a quick, dry joke told between friends — a long-bodied weiner dog with attitude, smirking from one side as if it knows more than you do. Lightweight but structured, this tote settles into daily rhythms: slung over a shoulder for market runs, tucked under an arm for library stops, or hanging from a hook by the door when keys are being hunted. The boxed corners give it real room for groceries or a sketchbook, and the reinforced handles stand up to heavy days without complaining. For anyone who loves low-key humor and practical design, this tote becomes part of the routine — the kind of companion that makes errands feel like an inside joke.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% polyester medium-weight body that keeps shape and dries quickly\u003cbr\u003e- Reinforced double-stitched handles for extra strength\u003cbr\u003e- Boxed corners for increased carrying capacity\u003cbr\u003e- Black inner stitching and transparent hems for a clean finish\u003cbr\u003e- Comes with non-woven laminate interior, cotton handles, three sizes and five handle color options\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"13\" × 13'' \/ Black","offer_id":42756188176445,"sku":"23816243450928325700","price":20.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"13\" × 13'' \/ Red","offer_id":42756188209213,"sku":"12281628457149145783","price":20.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"13\" × 13'' \/ White","offer_id":42756188241981,"sku":"70978603449726142963","price":20.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"13\" × 13'' \/ Beige","offer_id":42756188274749,"sku":"28356129264669711961","price":20.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"13\" × 13'' \/ Navy","offer_id":42756188307517,"sku":"13201280600274220761","price":20.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" × 16'' \/ Black","offer_id":42756188340285,"sku":"33688443089396641071","price":25.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" × 16'' \/ Red","offer_id":42756188373053,"sku":"33916967358226968317","price":25.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" × 16'' \/ White","offer_id":42756188405821,"sku":"22411902089073900702","price":25.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" × 16'' \/ Beige","offer_id":42756188438589,"sku":"31955509113104246510","price":25.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" × 16'' \/ Navy","offer_id":42756188471357,"sku":"21799029337425959418","price":25.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" × 18'' \/ Black","offer_id":42756188504125,"sku":"12623361370092365828","price":28.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" × 18'' \/ Red","offer_id":42756188536893,"sku":"20656343235593148690","price":28.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" × 18'' \/ White","offer_id":42756188569661,"sku":"11194935068411295638","price":28.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" × 18'' \/ Beige","offer_id":42756188602429,"sku":"14232809317893790445","price":28.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" × 18'' \/ Navy","offer_id":42756188635197,"sku":"12152484350723837652","price":28.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0641\/9395\/3853\/files\/7065235528043181771_2048.jpg?v=1766505373"},{"product_id":"cat-tote-bag-i-wasnt-made-for-people-funny-cat-lover-tote","title":"Cat Tote Bag — “I Wasn’t Made for People” Funny Cat Lover Tote","description":"\u003cdiv\u003eA soft, everyday tote that carries your essentials with a wink. The front shows a grumpy cartoon cat with folded paws and the caption “I Wasn’t Made for People.” It’s playful and a little sarcastic — the kind of bag that announces your mood before you say a word. Built with a roomy boxed shape and reinforced handles, it holds groceries, books, or a laptop sleeve without losing structure. The clean white body makes the artwork pop, while the black inner stitching and selectable handle colors let you tailor the look. Lightweight, quick-drying polyester and a laminated interior mean it stands up to daily use and occasional spills. Bring it to markets, coffee shops, or quick outings when you want function with personality.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% medium-weight polyester body (200 g\/m²) — durable and quick-drying\u003cbr\u003e- Reinforced double stitching on handles for extra strength\u003cbr\u003e- Boxed corners for added carrying capacity and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Non-woven laminate interior with cotton handles; available in three sizes\u003cbr\u003e- Choice of five handle colors; seamless black inner stitching and transparent hem thread\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize guide\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e13\" × 13''\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e16\" × 16''\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e18\" × 18''\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Height, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 13.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 16.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 18.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Length, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 13.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 16.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 18.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Width, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 3.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 3.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 3.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Handle length, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 28.74 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 28.74 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 28.74 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Handle width, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"13\" × 13'' \/ Black","offer_id":42756190044221,"sku":"56361346151773567880","price":20.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"13\" × 13'' \/ Red","offer_id":42756190076989,"sku":"11396673435909365652","price":20.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"13\" × 13'' \/ White","offer_id":42756190109757,"sku":"13171991055074741301","price":20.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"13\" × 13'' \/ Beige","offer_id":42756190142525,"sku":"18530151728931747820","price":20.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"13\" × 13'' \/ Navy","offer_id":42756190175293,"sku":"21424232544527938259","price":20.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" × 16'' \/ Black","offer_id":42756190208061,"sku":"17684006536603138347","price":25.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" × 16'' \/ Red","offer_id":42756190240829,"sku":"22416900463803138085","price":25.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" × 16'' \/ White","offer_id":42756190273597,"sku":"26679560778167411049","price":25.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" × 16'' \/ Beige","offer_id":42756190306365,"sku":"15917366554129879222","price":25.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" × 16'' \/ Navy","offer_id":42756190339133,"sku":"24784237364420794541","price":25.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" × 18'' \/ Black","offer_id":42756190371901,"sku":"52433071639545786894","price":28.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" × 18'' \/ Red","offer_id":42756190404669,"sku":"19829413048095131971","price":28.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" × 18'' \/ White","offer_id":42756190437437,"sku":"38142246176671205259","price":28.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" × 18'' \/ Beige","offer_id":42756190470205,"sku":"12483142210842708184","price":28.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" × 18'' \/ Navy","offer_id":42756190502973,"sku":"17838634707320450822","price":28.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0641\/9395\/3853\/files\/7285853917198973141_2048.jpg?v=1765821420"},{"product_id":"not-today-human-lion-tote-bag-cute-grumpy-animal-canvas-tote","title":"Not Today, Human. Lion Tote Bag – Cute Grumpy Animal Canvas Tote","description":"\u003cdiv\u003eCarry a little sass with you every day. This sturdy polyester tote features a grumpy hedgehog illustration and the deadpan line “Not Today, Human.” Its boxed corners and reinforced handle stitching give real-life durability for errands, library runs, or slow mornings when you don’t want to be bothered. Choose a handle color that fits your mood and toss in a notebook, market finds, or a hoodie—this bag keeps its shape, dries fast, and holds up to daily use while making a small, unmistakable statement.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% medium-weight polyester body (200 g\/m²) — durable, shape-retaining, quick-drying\u003cbr\u003e- Reinforced double-row stitching on handles for extra strength\u003cbr\u003e- Boxed corners for added capacity and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Seam-matched inner thread and clear-hem stitching for a clean finish\u003cbr\u003e- Non-woven laminate interior with cotton handles; available in three sizes and five handle colors\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize guide\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e13\" × 13''\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e16\" × 16''\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e18\" × 18''\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Height, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 13.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 16.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 18.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Length, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 13.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 16.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 18.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Width, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 3.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 3.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 3.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Handle length, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 28.74 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 28.74 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 28.74 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Handle width, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"13\" × 13'' \/ Black","offer_id":42756190765117,"sku":"28974318544039602481","price":20.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"13\" × 13'' \/ Red","offer_id":42756190797885,"sku":"33029459849644112556","price":20.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"13\" × 13'' \/ White","offer_id":42756190830653,"sku":"10607897404440578553","price":20.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"13\" × 13'' \/ Beige","offer_id":42756190863421,"sku":"27133669648466513252","price":20.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"13\" × 13'' \/ Navy","offer_id":42756190896189,"sku":"35256802989292392111","price":20.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" × 16'' \/ Black","offer_id":42756190928957,"sku":"28922897558416980767","price":25.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" × 16'' \/ Red","offer_id":42756190961725,"sku":"26048203608617767383","price":25.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" × 16'' \/ White","offer_id":42756190994493,"sku":"24286433972818936248","price":25.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" × 16'' \/ Beige","offer_id":42756191027261,"sku":"73102801583433903530","price":25.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" × 16'' \/ Navy","offer_id":42756191060029,"sku":"18227010889048962742","price":25.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" × 18'' \/ Black","offer_id":42756191092797,"sku":"14215224783109052882","price":28.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" × 18'' \/ Red","offer_id":42756191125565,"sku":"96507398621651962109","price":28.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" × 18'' \/ White","offer_id":42756191158333,"sku":"30835897106240108192","price":28.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" × 18'' \/ Beige","offer_id":42756191191101,"sku":"25350297946200788375","price":28.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" × 18'' \/ Navy","offer_id":42756191223869,"sku":"20820507115050603304","price":28.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0641\/9395\/3853\/files\/4726782466829497453_2048.jpg?v=1765821445"},{"product_id":"sarcastic-humorous-tote-bag-funny-everyday-carry-all","title":"Sarcastic Humorous Tote Bag — Funny Everyday Carry-All","description":"This sturdy polyester tote carries a dry, sarcastic voice with everyday utility. Lightweight yet tough, it slides onto your shoulder and holds up to the chaos of grocery runs, bookshop dives, and commute clutter while the snarky design does the talking. The structured box corners give it shape and extra room for water bottles and notebooks. Reinforced handle stitching and a laminated interior mean it resists wear and keeps spills from seeping through. Choose from five handle colors and three sizes to match how much sarcasm (and stuff) you need with you. It’s for people who love functional gear that also makes a quietly humorous statement.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable 100% polyester body: shape-retaining and quick-drying\u003cbr\u003e- Reinforced double-stitched handles for added strength\u003cbr\u003e- Boxed corners provide extra interior space and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Non-woven laminate inside to protect against spills\u003cbr\u003e- Available in three sizes with five handle color options\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"13\" × 13'' \/ Black","offer_id":42756199481405,"sku":"15322621033734038576","price":20.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"13\" × 13'' \/ Red","offer_id":42756199514173,"sku":"23319387775587591268","price":20.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"13\" × 13'' \/ White","offer_id":42756199546941,"sku":"34584853097870829745","price":20.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"13\" × 13'' \/ Beige","offer_id":42756199579709,"sku":"16069383064764112892","price":20.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"13\" × 13'' \/ Navy","offer_id":42756199612477,"sku":"49069848894864232902","price":20.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" × 16'' \/ Black","offer_id":42756199645245,"sku":"32471822096497605430","price":25.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" × 16'' \/ White","offer_id":42756199678013,"sku":"29426437236038111995","price":25.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" × 16'' \/ Navy","offer_id":42756199710781,"sku":"45204033452951851232","price":25.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" × 18'' \/ Black","offer_id":42756199743549,"sku":"11036986406633847410","price":28.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" × 18'' \/ White","offer_id":42756199776317,"sku":"22161934920461563621","price":28.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" × 18'' \/ Navy","offer_id":42756199809085,"sku":"81065473248720011369","price":28.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0641\/9395\/3853\/files\/6122394633678588744_2048.jpg?v=1766518425"},{"product_id":"snack-loving-bear-tote-bag-i-m-just-here-for-snacks-cute-reusable-grocery-tote","title":"Snack-Loving Bear Tote Bag — “I’m Just Here For Snacks” Cute Reusable Grocery Tote","description":"\u003cdiv\u003eSoft-feeling yet sturdy, this tote carries a wink of whimsy wherever you go. A sleepy bear cradling a snack sits front-and-center with the playful line “I’m just here for snacks,” turning errands and outings into small moments of joy. The roomy boxed corners and medium-weight polyester keep shape and hold groceries, books, or picnic treats without sagging. Choose a handle color to match your mood and pack it for farmer’s markets, study sessions, or lazy weekend strolls — it feels cozy, lighthearted, and reliably tough enough for everyday use.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable 100% polyester body with quick-dry, shape-retaining fabric\u003cbr\u003e- Reinforced double-stitched handles for extra carrying strength\u003cbr\u003e- Boxed corners for expanded capacity and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Non-woven laminate interior with cotton handles; available in three sizes\u003cbr\u003e- Choice of 5 handle colors; medium-weight (200 g\/m²) fabric with ±0.75\" size tolerance\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize guide\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e13\" × 13''\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e16\" × 16''\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e18\" × 18''\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Height, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 13.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 16.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 18.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Length, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 13.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 16.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 18.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Width, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 3.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 3.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 3.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Handle length, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 28.74 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 28.74 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 28.74 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Handle width, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"13\" × 13'' \/ Black","offer_id":42756202627133,"sku":"25293105778434688972","price":20.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"13\" × 13'' \/ Red","offer_id":42756202659901,"sku":"27196792862989699452","price":20.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"13\" × 13'' \/ White","offer_id":42756202692669,"sku":"64302021273741429829","price":20.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"13\" × 13'' \/ Beige","offer_id":42756202725437,"sku":"23669031660208200980","price":20.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"13\" × 13'' \/ Navy","offer_id":42756202758205,"sku":"61458184732007702802","price":20.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" × 16'' \/ Black","offer_id":42756202790973,"sku":"47252498247311832147","price":25.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" × 16'' \/ Red","offer_id":42756202823741,"sku":"24695106024562805685","price":25.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" × 16'' \/ White","offer_id":42756202856509,"sku":"23994747241621844463","price":25.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" × 16'' \/ Beige","offer_id":42756202889277,"sku":"52271475531241929026","price":25.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" × 16'' \/ Navy","offer_id":42756202922045,"sku":"31422166043073952447","price":25.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" × 18'' \/ Black","offer_id":42756202954813,"sku":"28533713571599155783","price":28.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" × 18'' \/ Red","offer_id":42756202987581,"sku":"10442787983024286896","price":28.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" × 18'' \/ White","offer_id":42756203020349,"sku":"30419809982479655111","price":28.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" × 18'' \/ Beige","offer_id":42756203053117,"sku":"21473782174681619610","price":28.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" × 18'' \/ Navy","offer_id":42756203085885,"sku":"41414545251187680320","price":28.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0641\/9395\/3853\/files\/13945987945008511974_2048.jpg?v=1765821520"},{"product_id":"funny-goat-tote-bag-dont-rush-me-im-already-disappointed-cute-sarcastic-grocery-everyday-tote","title":"Funny Sarcastic Goat Tote Bag","description":"This goat-themed tote brings a wink of sarcasm to everyday errands. The playful, slightly snarky goat illustration and cheeky wording make grabbing groceries, books, or market finds feel like a small act of self-expression. Lightweight but sturdy, it slings comfortably over your shoulder and stands up to daily use. It’s the kind of bag you reach for when you want to brighten a morning coffee run or make people chuckle at the farmers’ market. Practical, bold, and a little mischievous — made for people who love animals and don’t take themselves too seriously.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable 100% polyester body that resists wear and dries quickly\u003cbr\u003e- Reinforced handle stitching for extra strength and long-lasting carry\u003cbr\u003e- Boxed corners for expanded capacity and structured storage\u003cbr\u003e- Non-woven laminate interior with cotton handles; available in three sizes\u003cbr\u003e- Choice of five handle colors and neat, matching inner seam finish\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. 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Light to lift, sturdy enough for weekend clothes and essentials, and built with a flat T-bottom to stand upright when you unpack.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable 100% spun polyester exterior that won’t wrinkle\u003cbr\u003e- 27\" cream cotton rope handles threaded through gold-tone grommets\u003cbr\u003e- Spacious one-size design: 24\" x 13\" with T-bottom for stability\u003cbr\u003e- Cream 50\/50 cotton-poly interior lining for a soft, finished interior\u003cbr\u003e- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts; size tolerance ±0.75\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Before cleaning the bag, remove all the items from the bag. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or soft bristle brush. 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Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"24\" × 13\"","offer_id":42812717105213,"sku":"42378065230073426601","price":51.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0641\/9395\/3853\/files\/2778844586961947080_2048.jpg?v=1765913355"},{"product_id":"cute-bear-im-just-here-for-snacks-cotton-tote-bag","title":"Cute Bear “I’m Just Here for Snacks” Cotton Tote Bag","description":"\u003cdiv\u003eLightweight but sturdy, this cotton tote carries your day with a wink. The natural canvas feels soft at first touch yet holds its shape through errands, markets, and snack runs. Choose the grumpy bear design when you want to arrive with a dry sense of humor — he’s clutching a snack and saying what you’re thinking. Or go with the minimalist sarcastic logo for a low-key, clever vibe that reads like a private joke. Both prints sit cleanly on the natural cotton and travel well from coffee shop to trailhead. The long, reinforced straps rest comfortably over your shoulder, and the roomy interior swallows groceries, books, and whatever treasures you find along the way.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton canvas — sturdy yet smooth for crisp printing\u003cbr\u003e- Reinforced double-stitched shoulder straps for long-lasting wear\u003cbr\u003e- Medium-heavy fabric (320 g\/m²) that holds shape and weight\u003cbr\u003e- Spacious single compartment to carry groceries, books, or extras\u003cbr\u003e- One-size design built for everyday use and easy folding\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize guide\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eOne size\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Width, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 16.54 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Lenght, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 16.54 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: AS Colour 1001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size \/ Cream","offer_id":42812718940221,"sku":"29955257781880460119","price":46.65,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0641\/9395\/3853\/files\/9789085708931019594_2048.jpg?v=1765913543"},{"product_id":"canvas-tote-powered-by-naps-and-regret-koala-zippered-tote","title":"Canvas Tote — “Powered by Naps and Regret” Koala Zippered Tote","description":"\u003cdiv\u003eA roomy, rugged canvas tote that carries more than groceries — it carries attitude. Made from heavy 12 oz cotton, this zippered tote stands up to daily use while keeping everything tucked away and organized. The front zip pocket is great for phone, keys, or a favorite lip balm, while the full-zip main compartment secures your wallet, notebooks, or market finds. The design features a playful, slightly sarcastic mascot and text that adds personality without shouting. Wear it to the farmer’s market, weekend hikes, or errands around town — it’s the bag that holds your essentials and your sense of humor.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% 12 oz heavy cotton canvas for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Large zippered main compartment (18\" W x 14\" H x 4.5\" D, 19L)\u003cbr\u003e- Front external zipper pocket (9.5\" W x 9\" H) for quick access\u003cbr\u003e- 24.5\" self-fabric handles with 8.5\" drop for comfortable over-the-shoulder carry\u003cbr\u003e- Sturdy construction designed for everyday use and secure storage\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *recommended to place a small amount of soap before placing in the washing machine\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize guide\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e18\" x 14\" x 4.5\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Width, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 18.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Height, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 14.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Depth, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 4.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Q-Tees Q1300, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *recommended to place a small amount of soap before placing in the washing machine\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"18\" x 14\" x 4.5\" \/ Natural\/Black","offer_id":42812752920637,"sku":"21327727751233208232","price":41.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" x 14\" x 4.5\" \/ Natural\/Light Pink","offer_id":42812752953405,"sku":"52855228029112549412","price":41.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" x 14\" x 4.5\" \/ Natural\/Maroon","offer_id":42812752986173,"sku":"35700082696139355480","price":41.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" x 14\" x 4.5\" \/ Natural","offer_id":42812753018941,"sku":"38824548069847917236","price":41.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" x 14\" x 4.5\" \/ Natural\/Navy","offer_id":42812753051709,"sku":"78455552140239461775","price":41.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" x 14\" x 4.5\" \/ Natural\/Purple","offer_id":42812753084477,"sku":"96825524620795990365","price":41.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" x 14\" x 4.5\" \/ Natural\/Red","offer_id":42812753117245,"sku":"28850548022446733846","price":41.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" x 14\" x 4.5\" \/ Natural\/Royal","offer_id":42812753150013,"sku":"22574364746704169612","price":41.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0641\/9395\/3853\/files\/5243237448712969647_2048.jpg?v=1765917072"},{"product_id":"canvas-tote-do-i-look-like-i-care-sarcastic-cow-zippered-tote","title":"Canvas Tote Bag — “Do I Look Like I Care?” Sarcastic Cow Zippered Tote","description":"\u003cdiv\u003eThis zippered canvas tote blends everyday utility with a wink of personality. Made from heavy 12 oz cotton canvas, its roomy 19‑liter interior secures with a full zipper so your laptop, notebooks, or groceries stay put while you move. A front zip pocket keeps phone, keys, and transit card within reach, and long self‑fabric handles sit comfortably on the shoulder for commutes, errands, or a weekend market run. The playful koala artwork and snarky logo add a lighthearted, sarcastic energy—this bag carries your essentials and your mood with equal confidence.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% heavy 12 oz cotton canvas for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Spacious 19 L main compartment with full zipper closure\u003cbr\u003e- External front zip pocket (9.5\" W x 9\" H) for quick access\u003cbr\u003e- Comfortable 24.5\" self-fabric handles with 8.5\" drop\u003cbr\u003e- Dimensions 18\" W x 14\" H x 4.5\" D; sturdy heavy-duty construction\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *recommended to place a small amount of soap before placing in the washing machine\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize guide\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e18\" x 14\" x 4.5\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Width, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 18.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Height, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 14.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Depth, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 4.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Q-Tees Q1300, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *recommended to place a small amount of soap before placing in the washing machine\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"18\" x 14\" x 4.5\" \/ Natural\/Black","offer_id":42812755181629,"sku":"27918900176786546515","price":41.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" x 14\" x 4.5\" \/ Natural\/Light Pink","offer_id":42812755214397,"sku":"85348247968151245430","price":41.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" x 14\" x 4.5\" \/ Natural\/Maroon","offer_id":42812755247165,"sku":"13795831556756981340","price":41.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" x 14\" x 4.5\" \/ Natural","offer_id":42812755279933,"sku":"30522783331620544899","price":41.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" x 14\" x 4.5\" \/ Natural\/Navy","offer_id":42812755312701,"sku":"16962841019802464295","price":41.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" x 14\" x 4.5\" \/ Natural\/Purple","offer_id":42812755345469,"sku":"22265329629862367013","price":41.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" x 14\" x 4.5\" \/ Natural\/Red","offer_id":42812755378237,"sku":"74346064947206278306","price":41.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" x 14\" x 4.5\" \/ Natural\/Royal","offer_id":42812755411005,"sku":"13701259930526091279","price":41.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0641\/9395\/3853\/files\/8982917036760572303_2048.jpg?v=1765917069"},{"product_id":"canvas-tote-bag-i-wasnt-made-for-people-sarcastic-cat-zippered-tote","title":"Canvas Tote Bag — “I Wasn’t Made for People” Sarcastic Cat Zippered Tote","description":"\u003cdiv\u003eCarry your day with a little edge and a lot of sturdiness. This zippered canvas tote blends rugged, heavy-duty construction with a cheeky, cat-themed design — a quiet wink for anyone who prefers cats over small talk. The roomy, zip-closed main compartment keeps groceries, laptops, or weekend essentials safe, while the front zipper pocket keeps keys and phone within reach. Thick 12 oz. cotton canvas and reinforced handles mean this bag stands up to daily hustle, from market runs to mountain trailhead meetups. It feels lived-in from the first use: familiar, dependable, and a touch sarcastic.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLightweight enough to sling over your shoulder, but built to carry the weight of real life. Whether you’re packing for a day of errands, bringing gear to a casual meet-up, or heading to a local craft fair, this tote moves with you — practical, honest, and quietly expressive.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% heavy-duty 12 oz. cotton canvas for long-lasting durability\u003cbr\u003e- Spacious 19 L main compartment with full zipper closure for secure storage\u003cbr\u003e- External front zipper pocket (9.5\" x 9\") for quick access to small items\u003cbr\u003e- Comfortable 24.5\" self-fabric handles with 8.5\" drop for over-the-shoulder carrying\u003cbr\u003e- Dimensions 18\" W x 14\" H x 4.5\" D — generous capacity for daily use\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *recommended to place a small amount of soap before placing in the washing machine\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize guide\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e18\" x 14\" x 4.5\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Width, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 18.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Height, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 14.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Depth, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 4.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Q-Tees Q1300, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *recommended to place a small amount of soap before placing in the washing machine\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"18\" x 14\" x 4.5\" \/ Natural\/Black","offer_id":42812759179325,"sku":"91600140076322160448","price":41.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" x 14\" x 4.5\" \/ Natural\/Light Pink","offer_id":42812759212093,"sku":"20856129917311832972","price":41.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" x 14\" x 4.5\" \/ Natural\/Maroon","offer_id":42812759244861,"sku":"83745479527905951357","price":41.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" x 14\" x 4.5\" \/ Natural","offer_id":42812759277629,"sku":"18885339594210427429","price":41.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" x 14\" x 4.5\" \/ Natural\/Navy","offer_id":42812759310397,"sku":"22180872291744906208","price":41.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" x 14\" x 4.5\" \/ Natural\/Purple","offer_id":42812759343165,"sku":"50025097903585379894","price":41.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" x 14\" x 4.5\" \/ Natural\/Red","offer_id":42812759375933,"sku":"32650136175747793787","price":41.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" x 14\" x 4.5\" \/ Natural\/Royal","offer_id":42812759408701,"sku":"21504383119487825938","price":41.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0641\/9395\/3853\/files\/14136429769848864048_2048.jpg?v=1765917034"},{"product_id":"canvas-tote-bag-this-is-my-enthusiastic-face-sarcastic-dog-zippered-tote","title":"Canvas Tote Bag — \"This Is My Enthusiastic Face\" Sarcastic Dog Zippered Tote","description":"\u003cdiv\u003eCanvas tote that carries more than just things — it carries personality. Made from sturdy 12 oz cotton canvas, this zippered tote stands up to everyday use while keeping your items secure with a full top zipper and a quick-access front zip pocket. The roomy 19‑liter interior swallows groceries, a laptop sleeve, or weekend gear. Wide self-fabric handles with an 8½\" drop sit comfortably on the shoulder, and a reinforced base keeps the shape steady. Playful, low-key artwork on the front pocket and a cheeky emblem on the back make this bag feel like a small, reliable companion for errands, commutes, and casual adventures.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% 12 oz heavy cotton canvas for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Spacious 19 L main compartment with full zipper closure\u003cbr\u003e- External front zip pocket (9½\" W x 9\" H) for easy access\u003cbr\u003e- 24½\" self-fabric handles with 8½\" drop for comfortable shoulder carry\u003cbr\u003e- Dimensions 18\" W x 14\" H x 4½\" D with reinforced base for structure\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *recommended to place a small amount of soap before placing in the washing machine\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize guide\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e18\" x 14\" x 4.5\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Width, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 18.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Height, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 14.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Depth, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 4.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Q-Tees Q1300, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *recommended to place a small amount of soap before placing in the washing machine\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"18\" x 14\" x 4.5\" \/ Natural\/Black","offer_id":42812759703613,"sku":"85867610249634500655","price":41.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" x 14\" x 4.5\" \/ Natural\/Light Pink","offer_id":42812759736381,"sku":"25711128089938551279","price":41.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" x 14\" x 4.5\" \/ Natural\/Maroon","offer_id":42812759769149,"sku":"21546403410466022494","price":41.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" x 14\" x 4.5\" \/ Natural","offer_id":42812759801917,"sku":"15849091122913122166","price":41.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" x 14\" x 4.5\" \/ Natural\/Navy","offer_id":42812759834685,"sku":"15722963157554153869","price":41.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" x 14\" x 4.5\" \/ Natural\/Purple","offer_id":42812759867453,"sku":"11603765483797663210","price":41.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" x 14\" x 4.5\" \/ Natural\/Red","offer_id":42812759900221,"sku":"27245701844822618460","price":41.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" x 14\" x 4.5\" \/ Natural\/Royal","offer_id":42812759932989,"sku":"29215007449835421156","price":41.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0641\/9395\/3853\/files\/11852556753283401524_2048.jpg?v=1765917381"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0641\/9395\/3853\/collections\/Cat-tote-Photo-collections.png?v=1765733564","url":"https:\/\/vermontmountainmeadows.com\/collections\/accessories.oembed","provider":"Vermont Mountain Meadows","version":"1.0","type":"link"}