{"title":"Blankets","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRF Sarcastic Threads — Blankets\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCozy throw blankets designed for comfort with a sense of humor. Soft, warm, and perfect for couch lounging, movie nights, or gifting, these blankets combine everyday comfort with unapologetic personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade to relax. Designed to make a statement.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"grumpy-cat-velveteen-plush-blanket-i-wasnt-made-for-people-cozy-throw-for-cat-lovers","title":"Grumpy Cat Velveteen Plush Blanket — “I Wasn’t Made for People” Cozy Throw","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWrap yourself in a dry-witted hug. This velveteen plush blanket pairs cloud-soft texture with a deadpan cat illustration and the cheeky line “I Wasn’t Made for People.” It reads like a quiet, honest proclamation — the sort of thing you toss over your knees during a late-night reading session, drape across the end of a couch for a touch of personality, or keep folded beside your favorite chair when you want a little comfort without fuss. The print is vivid on one side and stays bright wash after wash, while the medium weight gives warmth without feeling bulky. For those who prefer low-key humor and cozy solitude, this blanket feels like a private souvenir of calm.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Ultra-soft velveteen surface with medium-heavy 300 g\/m² weight for cozy warmth\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, single-side print in high detail\u003cbr\u003e- Durable double-needle topstitching on all seams\u003cbr\u003e- 100% polyester (or 83% polyester \/ 17% spandex option) that holds shape and dries quickly\u003cbr\u003e- Complies with safety and chemical regulations; adult use\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize guide\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e30\" × 40\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e50\" × 60\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e60\" × 80\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e50.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e60.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e40.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e60.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e80.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Blank product sourced from China\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 40\"","offer_id":42781469999165,"sku":"26593719841915209674","price":22.07,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":42781470031933,"sku":"26913533610513827737","price":38.52,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60\" × 80\"","offer_id":42781470064701,"sku":"22433373479016275019","price":52.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0641\/9395\/3853\/files\/9752665341727859603_2048.jpg?v=1765821364"},{"product_id":"velveteen-plush-blanket-dont-rush-me-im-already-disappointed-cute-goat-cozy-throw","title":"Velveteen Plush Blanket — “Don’t Rush Me, I’m Already Disappointed” Cute Goat Throw","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWrap yourself in dry humor and soft warmth. This velveteen plush blanket features a sleepy, coffee-holding goat and the deadpan line “Don’t Rush Me. I’m Already Disappointed.” It’s plush against the skin, with vivid one-sided printing that keeps the illustration crisp and expressive. Use it for slow mornings on the couch, as a layer while reading, or as a low-key statement piece during laid-back gatherings. The blanket’s medium-weight nap holds heat without feeling bulky, and the reinforced topstitching keeps the edges neat through repeated use and washes.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Ultra-soft velveteen polyester blend (medium heavy-weight, ~300 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, high-detail one-sided print of design\u003cbr\u003e- Durable double-needle topstitch on all seams\u003cbr\u003e- Adult-size blanket; meets safety and chemical compliance standards\u003cbr\u003e- Quick-drying, shape-retaining polyester (or polyester\/spandex option)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize guide\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e30\" × 40\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e50\" × 60\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e60\" × 80\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e50.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e60.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e40.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e60.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e80.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Blank product sourced from China\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 40\"","offer_id":42781471342653,"sku":"21055296546027202916","price":22.07,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":42781471375421,"sku":"18197680606580764601","price":38.52,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60\" × 80\"","offer_id":42781471408189,"sku":"32111197269303077636","price":52.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0641\/9395\/3853\/files\/3232109280525736629_2048.jpg?v=1766505665"},{"product_id":"velveteen-plush-blanket-powered-by-naps-and-regret-koala-throw","title":"Velveteen Plush Blanket — 'Powered by Naps and Regret' Koala Throw","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis plush velveteen blanket wraps weary adults in soft, everyday comfort with a wink. Printed on one side in rich, high-detail color, it features a sleepy koala and the cheeky line “Powered by Naps and Regret,” bringing a little dry humor to couch mornings, slow afternoons, or late-night TV binges. The medium heavy-weight fabric feels plush against skin while holding its shape wash after wash. Double-stitched edges add a neat finish and long-term durability, so this blanket becomes the go-to for low-key lounging, recovery days, or gifting to that friend who runs on caffeine and regret. Machine washable and made from quick-drying polyester, it’s built to be used — and laughed under — every day.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Soft velveteen polyester or polyester\/spandex blend for plush, slightly stretchy comfort\u003cbr\u003e- High-detail, one-sided print with vibrant colors\u003cbr\u003e- Medium heavy-weight fabric (≈300 g\/m²) for cozy warmth without bulk\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle topstitching on all seams for added durability\u003cbr\u003e- Meets safety and compliance standards; machine washable and quick-drying\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize guide\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e30\" × 40\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e50\" × 60\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e60\" × 80\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e50.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e60.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e40.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e60.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e80.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Blank product sourced from China\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 40\"","offer_id":42781472915517,"sku":"21123091739069283528","price":22.07,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":42781472948285,"sku":"21153433387248801865","price":38.52,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60\" × 80\"","offer_id":42781472981053,"sku":"41350137944390680444","price":52.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0641\/9395\/3853\/files\/12983995285816539235_2048.jpg?v=1765910974"},{"product_id":"velveteen-plush-blanket-cute-grumpy-hedgehog-not-today-human-cozy-throw-for-lazy-days-gifts-self-care","title":"Velveteen Plush Blanket — “Powered by Naps and Regret” Koala Throw","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWrap yourself in a soft, slightly cheeky moment of calm. This plush blanket features a grumpy hedgehog illustration with the line “Not Today, Human.” The medium-heavy polyester weave gives a velvety hand and holds vibrant one-sided prints so the artwork stays bright and detailed. It’s the kind of throw you pull over your knees during slow mornings, couch recharge sessions, or quiet evenings when you want to send a gentle ‘do not disturb’ vibe without saying a word. The double-needle topstitching keeps the edges tidy and durable, while the fabric’s quick-dry, shape-retaining properties make it easy to care for. Sized for adult use, it’s a cozy companion for those days when low-energy and soft surfaces are the plan.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Plush medium-heavy polyester (approx. 300 g\/m²) for a velvety, soft feel\u003cbr\u003e- High-detail, one-sided print for vibrant, long-lasting artwork\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle topstitching on all seams for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Quick-dry, shape-retaining polyester blend (100% or 83%\/17% spandex options)\u003cbr\u003e- Meets safety and compliance standards (flammability, lead, phthalates, etc.)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize guide\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e30\" × 40\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e50\" × 60\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e60\" × 80\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e50.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e60.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e40.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e60.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e80.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Blank product sourced from China\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 40\"","offer_id":42781476945981,"sku":"24706221567139202699","price":22.07,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":42781476978749,"sku":"12543940914954716184","price":38.52,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60\" × 80\"","offer_id":42781477011517,"sku":"18991297847938213164","price":52.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0641\/9395\/3853\/files\/11452712317183185089_2048.jpg?v=1765821278"},{"product_id":"funny-cow-saying-velveteen-plush-blanket","title":"Funny Cow Saying Velveteen Plush Blanket","description":"\u003cdiv\u003eCurl up and laugh. This velveteen plush blanket carries a cheeky cow saying that nudges warm smiles on slow mornings and movie nights. The soft, medium-weight fabric hugs like a cozy nod from a friend — smooth on the printed side with vivid detail, plush on the other. It’s built to last with double-needle topstitching along the edges, so it stays neat through tumbles and late-night use. Slip it over your lap while reading, drape it across a couch for a slice of farmhouse whimsy, or bring it along to a picnic when the air turns crisp. The playful cow text sets a light, familiar tone that turns ordinary moments into small, comfort-filled memories.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Velveteen plush, medium heavy-weight (300 g\/m²) for ultra-soft warmth\u003cbr\u003e- High-detail, vibrant one-sided print showcasing the cow saying\u003cbr\u003e- Durable double-needle topstitching on all seams for longevity\u003cbr\u003e- 100% polyester (or 83% polyester\/17% spandex option) — quick-drying and shape-retaining\u003cbr\u003e- Safety compliant materials (meets flammability, lead, phthalates, BPA and other listed standards)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize guide\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ctable 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#ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Height, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            40.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            60.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            80.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Blank product sourced from China\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 40\"","offer_id":42782827511869,"sku":"32510647703628318422","price":22.07,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":42782827544637,"sku":"23968866114809736620","price":38.52,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60\" × 80\"","offer_id":42782827577405,"sku":"19646980664393404561","price":52.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0641\/9395\/3853\/files\/18016974617224755512_2048.jpg?v=1765910872"},{"product_id":"funny-sloth-velveteen-plush-blanket","title":"Funny Sloth Velveteen Plush Blanket","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWrap yourself in playful comfort with this velveteen plush blanket, printed with a cheeky Sloth that brings a wink to any room. Plush, slightly heavy fabric drapes warm and soft, while the rich, high-detail print on one side keeps the design bold and alive. It’s the kind of throw you reach for on slow evenings—perfect for curling up on the couch, adding a quirky touch to a reading nook, or layering over a bed for a touch of personality. The double-stitched edges hold up to regular use, and the quick-drying polyester keeps the blanket looking fresh after washes. This piece speaks to someone who loves gentle textures and a bit of humor in their home — a cozy companion for movie nights, casual gatherings, and quiet mornings with coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Velveteen plush: medium heavy-weight, extra soft (300 g\/m²)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Vibrant one-sided print: high-detail color reproduction\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Durable construction: double-needle topstitched seams\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Quick-dry polyester with stretch option (100% polyester or 83% polyester\/17% spandex)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Safety and compliance: meets flammability and toxic substance standards\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Do not iron\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Do not bleach\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize guide\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ctable\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px; 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border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e50.00\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"2\" style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e60.00\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"3\" style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"3\" style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e40.00\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"3\" style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; 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