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Funny Penguin “I Don’t Rise and Shine, I Rise and Caffeinate” T-Shirt
Funny Penguin “I Don’t Rise and Shine, I Rise and Caffeinate” T-Shirt
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You don’t have to be a morning person to appreciate this shirt — it nods to the slow, sarcastic ritual of waking up with a mug in hand. A sleepy penguin and a deadpan line—“i don't rise and shine, i rise and caffeinate”—capture that cozy, slightly grumpy humor. Soft, garment-dyed cotton gives the tee a lived-in feel that pairs with early-morning light and a steaming cup. Wear it on bleary weekdays, lazy weekend coffee runs, or while curling up with a mug and a good book. It fits into the routines of people who savor their caffeine-first mornings and enjoy a little wry charm in their wardrobe.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for a vintage, lived-in look
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit
- Available S–4XL and pre-shrunk for reliable sizing
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for long-lasting construction
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for a vintage, lived-in look
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit
- Available S–4XL and pre-shrunk for reliable sizing
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for long-lasting construction
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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