Wrap yourself in a soft, slightly cheeky moment of calm. This plush blanket features a grumpy hedgehog illustration with the line “Not Today, Human.” The medium-heavy polyester weave gives a velvety hand and holds vibrant one-sided prints so the artwork stays bright and detailed. It’s the kind of throw you pull over your knees during slow mornings, couch recharge sessions, or quiet evenings when you want to send a gentle ‘do not disturb’ vibe without saying a word. The double-needle topstitching keeps the edges tidy and durable, while the fabric’s quick-dry, shape-retaining properties make it easy to care for. Sized for adult use, it’s a cozy companion for those days when low-energy and soft surfaces are the plan.
Product features
- Plush medium-heavy polyester (approx. 300 g/m²) for a velvety, soft feel
- High-detail, one-sided print for vibrant, long-lasting artwork
- Double-needle topstitching on all seams for durability
- Quick-dry, shape-retaining polyester blend (100% or 83%/17% spandex options)
- Meets safety and compliance standards (flammability, lead, phthalates, etc.)
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product
Size guide
| |
30" × 40" |
50" × 60" |
60" × 80" |
| Width, in |
30.00 |
50.00 |
60.00 |
| Height, in |
40.00 |
60.00 |
80.00 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from China
Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product
